Cars


Cars are interesting things. They can be used for various purposes. The most common uses of cars are for transportation and travel, Some other uses include recreational Sex, Wife beating & last but not least; Child rearing.

Why the fuck are the options so limited? WHy is there a fucking system when it comes to cars? I want a car that will suck me off while driving, I want a car that will stuff a little hankey in my GF's mouth when she starts screaming that 140 mph is to fast in the snow.

They should make Hearses (as pictured above)that can race thru the tight streets in manhatten on the way to the cemetary, Let the dead dude enjoy his last ride, Knock down a couple of lawers on the way.

They should make schoolbuses merged with trucks. So them pedophile truckers will have somthing to do when they get bored.

They should make Minivans a little classier, Why to Soccer moms always have to ride these ugly minivans that look like they have been stolen from a Russian Arsenal. Give them a nice minivan, So they can stuff all of their children in the back, and still be able to ride in style.