Jewish Olympics

If there's a freaking special Olympics, and a Gay Pride Olympics then its plain racist not to have a Jewish Olympics

Including events such as...

• -Bargaining Triathlon
• -Clearance Sale Relay
• -Find that Coupon
• -Pick up the Most Change off of the Street
• -Balance the Account
• -Find the Penny in the Parking Lot
  
• -The Hundred Meter Swindle